The packing list I sent Ya-Ya to get her ready for her epic bridal shower and bachelorette party on Saturday. (YAY!) Have I forgotten anything?• Cute dress for shower plus adorable shoes plus left-finger bling bling bling
• Sweater/wrap (Mama Mouse’s house is effing freezing, and although I will try to turn up the thermostat, I can make no promises)
• Jeans and cute top for bachelorette party
• Shoes in which you can dance (possibly on a table)
• In all above items, choose clothes that don’t clash with blue. (Trust me)*
• Bathing suit and/or clothes for lounging by an outdoor pool. Perhaps a hat.
• Makeup/toiletries in case you want to shower after lounging by pool before night out
• SUNGLASSES (x 5 billion), ADVIL (plenty), FLASK (yooou KNOW)
• Change of clothes for being hung-over on Sunday (which comes afterwaaards)
• Your fully charged cell phone with Mouse’s number handy
• Whatever you want Mouse to carry around in her purse**
• The lipstick/lip gloss and hawt perfume that make you feel most sexy
• A really good, deep, long … night of sleep (ha! Got you!) on Friday
• Underpants, because we are keeping it klassy
• Hair elastic,*** pajamas, and any sport drink that might fend off a hangover
• Bobby pins (the good kind that don’t fall out, at least 5).****
• Red Bull, coffee, or whatever gets you prepared for a WHOLE NIGHT OUT! Yay!
* There are going to be SASHES. I will show yall later!
** You would not believe the bulk of makeup and shit Ya-Ya carried around for me throughout my wedding. I am fully prepared to carry around bricks and hammers and icepicks if she needs me to.
*** Obviously the goal is to NOT throw up, but a girl should be prepared.
**** TIARAS!